DEEP SEA DIVER (2013) TAMBOURINE SUBMARINE I just got a license to drive, and I'm only five It's not for a car a bus a truck a plane or train It's for something that can dive Down, down, down we'll go To move and shake and make some waves on the ocean floor below In our tambourine submarine It's a mean green rhythm machine A tambourine submarine It's powered by rhythm, Hear the jingle jangle beat that gets the big propeller spinning around The periscope's up, we're looking for a crew, could it be you To dance around to the sound Down, down, down we'll go To move and shake and make some waves on the ocean floor below In our tambourine submarine It's a mean green rhythm machine A tambourine submarine Its powered by rhythm, Hear the jingle jangle beat that gets the big propeller spinning around FISH STICKS Way down at the bottom of the ocean There's a musician stirring up quite a commotion They call him Fish Sticks! The Blue-Striped Snapper Fish Sticks! Oh there's no sea creature that can feature drumming chops like his! Save yourself some clams And you can swim on down to the Coral Club We'd love to have ya And you can catch a show He's hooked half the sea Come one come all for the one they call Fish Sticks! X4 Take it away! (Drum Solo) Seven nights a week the drums are ringing out at the Coral Club (We'd love to have ya) And you can catch a show He's hooked half the sea With every hit from behind the kit, it's: Fish Sticks! X4 Monday's Jazz, hear his razz-ma-tazz Tuesday's really sweet with a funky beat Wednesday's make a stop for some smooth hip-hop Thursday's a lock with some vintage rock On Friday's everybody's there to hear beats with a Latin flair For the weekend take a chance, put on some disco pants And you can catch a show, he's hooked half the sea With every hit from behind the kit it's Fish Sticks! X4 THE DEEP END We pull up in the parking lot Mom says I'm ready but I tell her "No I'm not!" My heart's a pounding My mind's a racing I want to get away I hope my swimming lesson Has been canceled for the day CHORUS: Do you want to jump in the deep end Do you want to go underwater Come take a dip inside the pool I am on the water's edge I'm mighty nervous standing on the ledge My heart's a pounding My mind's a racing I don't know what to do Will today be the day That I dive straight into the blue CHORUS The water's too cold My hair will get wet My feet can't reach I'll get water up my nose They tell me I'm three quarters water They tell me I swam in the womb I know that I should, that I oughta But it's hard to shake this gloom and doom CHORUS BEACH BALL Starts like a pancake all flattened out Will make your cheeks ache when you blow it out And when it's blown up there's no doubt That this beach ball is what we're all about Get that beach ball's bouncin' and isn't it a beautiful sight? I said that beach ball's bouncin' Hits you on the head gives you a fright Do a header, no pain at all Just don't let it ever ever fall Hit it hard but extra carefully Or that beach ball is floating out to sea Get that beach ball's bouncin', sailing overhead to and fro I said that beach ball's bouncin' overhead like you were at a Phish show Here we go! The beach ball's bouncin', cruisin' through the stratosphere But with a built in soft landing, it hits the ground without fear But every beach ball has its day When one seam rips and the air gives way And that beach ball will go astray Where lost socks live and balloons fly away But don't you worry any more Pick that flattened beach ball off of the floor And head to the dollar store to get one more You're back in business for the rest of the day And your new beach ball is ready to play Beach is bumpin' with your friends all around Don't let your beach ball hit the ground The beach ball's bouncin', hit it with your hand make a smack No matter where it hits you never gonna need an ice pack I said the beach ball's bouncin', rolls along in a light airy way But you better keep your eye on it before the wind carries it away... SHRIMP CHORUS: So what's all this I hear about a shrimp? (A SHRIMP) People always callin' me a small fry (SMALL FRY) Seems to me that people always think (THEY THINK) There's something wrong with being a short guy (SHORT GUY) So what's all this I hear about a shrimp? (A SHRIMP) People always mentioning my small size (SMALL SIZE) If I were as big as a blimp (A BLIMP) It wouldn't seem like I was so bite size (BITE SIZE) Being small makes you feel the hurt inside When they say you're not tall enough to ride that ride And it can't help but bruise up your tiny pride When you can't make it all the way on down the slip and slide But did you ever think about the things a shrimp can do? Like sneak under the rail when you're at the zoo? Playin' hide and seek they won't see you Cause your body's even shorter than Pikachu CHORUS Don't look in the mirror and wish you grew Gotta love everything you see about you Instead of staying home and crying boo hoo Start thinking bout the things only you can do Like: Walkin in the woods you don't hit your head And you feel a freefall jumpin' out of bed Doesn't take a lot of food to make you well-fed Skip the seconds and move on to dessert instead You can crawl under the sofa to find loose dimes And button up your shirt in record time Touch your toes without hurting your spine And going up the stairs is like a mountain climb No problem grabbin things that are way down low And it feels like a blizzard with a bit of snow Feels like you're racing when you're going slow So who cares if it takes a while for you to grow? CHORUS Now I gotta speak up for the taller ones Cuz being crazy tall isn't always fun So let me share a story not to be undone Of how a big person finds his life to run Feelin' dizzy all the time cause the air is thin And birds hit your teeth whenever you grin You climb up a ladder, feel the whole world spin Then helicopters land right on your chin Another thing that's hard about being tall Is people askin' if I play Basketball I'm no good at sports at all I just have farther to go when I fall Try to go real fast but my legs move slow And people all complain when I'm in the front row Can't find any shoes to fit my big toe So you better hope you never grow... Now you know CHORUS I can't help but feel a little selfish When people compare me to a tiny little shellfish COMPASS ROSE CHORUS: My sister's all about maps And when she's got one in her lap Or in her pack, it's a fact, that she'll get us there and back My sister's all about maps Yeah everybody stands at attention For big sis' sense of direction Everyone in our family knows Why we call our Compass Rose CHORUS We were mixed up in New York City Lost underground, it wasn't pretty But Rose analyzed each subway line And got us to the Broadway show on time We headed out on a mountain trail Over hill and dale with much travail Down an improvised path of vines Til Rose read the map with contour lines CHORUS Up, Down, Right, Left Rose will lead us on our quest North, South, East, West She's the one who'll lead us best For her birthday I knew just what to get her A deluxe atlas bound in gold faux leather And when she wins the Geography Bee I bet she'll give a little thanks to me CHORUS CHORAL REEF Choral Reef ,n the sand beneath the sea Singing Songs In a major key (It's made of coral) Choral reef, groovin along happily And it's singing in the key of Sea So sing right along with this Choral song Sing it coral! Hard to believe in a thing called a Choral Reef That sings way down beneath the sea (So you dive down) Dive real deep into the reef And you listen to the music of the sea So sing right along with this Choral song Sing along joyfully with the Choral Reef Hard to believe in a Choral Reef Beneath the sea Singing Songs in a major key And we'll listen to the music of the sea TATTOO ME I am the toughest, roughest kid around Just like three year old pirate running all over town Keeping up with the older kids all day long Trying my best to seem really strong Well I'm just the slightest bit contrary And on my arms, well, it's kind of temporary CHORUS: Hey-Hey-Tattoo-me With dragons and skulls that stick right to me Hey-Hey-Tattoo-me You know that I'm anything but meek I've got what you call an independent streak Keeping up with us older kids playin' ball Jumping up quick after every fall Well I'm just the slightest bit contrary And on my arms, well, it's kind of temporary CHORUS THE SEVEN CS CHORUS: Meet the Seven C's Seven best friends Great adventures The fun it never ends Everyone aboard This crazy crew Has a lot of moxie And a job to do Carlos, carefully cleans the corners of the clubhouse Camille, cuts up capes of many colored cloths Christopher, calibrates the clubhouse cuckoo clock And it's that time once again To meet with all our friends! Charlie, checks the chess and checker pieces Carissa is creative with cuisine Charlotte, shoots the photos she's shutterbug Gather round you seven C's Give a smile and all say “cheese!” Carla, coordinates the clubhouse crew She's the captain of this ship it's true Her friend Lucy reported a missing kitty So the C's will pack up and search the city CHORUS SEAGULL Seagull, seagull above the pier Squawking loud and clear You're making my ears ring Everytime you sing above the pier Seagull, seagull The gall you've got Took the sandwich I just bought Then you up and flew away I'll get back at you someday The gall you've got I'll make you a deal I'll pack extra And save a chip or two For you to eat You do your part Quiet down now Or I'll be eating All of your said treat Seagull, seagull above my head I've got a sense of dread You're looking for relief Which could mean of load of grief Upon my head UP PERISCOPE I'm the quietest kid in room 217 It's like I'm going undercover I really know how to hide And look in from the outside That's where it's easier to discover All the while I'm watching and I'm scanning and I'm spying around I'm seeking and I'm looking and think that I have finally found My search is at its' end, I've located a friend CHORUS: Periscope up, Periscope up And down (I take a look) Sometimes I sit in the back Avoid eye contact I'm no center of attention On the playground's edge I'm blending in with the hedge The camouflage is great protection All the while I'm watching and I'm scanning and I'm spying around I'm seeking and I'm looking and think that I have finally found My search is at its' end, I've located a friend CHORUS Do you see me too Across this sea of blue If it's sink or swim It's time to dive on in CHORUS WALKIE TALKIES I've got a friend who lives just down the way We get together just ‘bout every day Coordinating is so easy to do Cause he's got a walkie talkie And you know I've got one too CHORUS: We call each other And we always have a good time Walkie Talkies We take our walkie talkies everywhere Two super spies, you know we're quite a pair We're on the lookout for an adventure And if one of us sees something that's cool It's easy to confer CHORUS Funky Cheetah. Come in. Over. Dr. Robot. This is Funky Cheetah. Go ahead Funky Cheetah please be advised that I'm having a dance party at my house Dr. Robot. I roger that. I'll be right over. Over. Come on and dance! Right after dinner when it's time for bed I give a quick call to my “bestest” friend “I'll see you tomorrow when the school bell rings,” “Yeah! We'll have another day filled with some crazy things!” CHORUS SEAHORSE Now in the shallow water out east Where the seagrass grows There's tons of little people like me Right beneath your toes We work the rolling the coral reefs And partrol the mangroves too And there's a workshorse like no other That makes things easy to do CHORUS: It's good to be in the saddle again Swimming around with my favorite friend From shore to shore the fun never ends Ridin' with my seahorse Now don't you give me no fishy looks When I'm opining ‘bout my horse It's not your typical equestrian I get all that, of course But there's shrimp to lasso and beds to plant And loads of jobs to do And this horse can outrun any speedboat On the ocean blue CHORUS MAKING WAVES There's a line, a little line in the sand It's at the edge of the land Where the water expands So let's go to a place that I know It's where the water flows Right under your nose The weather is warmin' And we're swarmin' to the ocean To feel the wavey motion And the sand between our toes The water is contagious And the crashing is outrageous in the blue sea Get caught up in it with me In the undertow! We'll go IN Crash on the beach and then it's OUT Go out of reach and then you're IN With crazy speed and then it's OUT Into the Sea, it's where I'll be We're making waves And you're flung Back onto the shore And the waves made you sore But you want some more I, I could do this all day No lunch will get in the way Of the ocean spray The summer sun's fadin And we're wadin' in sea Just wave if you can see me The farther out I go The tide is risin' slowly And our cheeks are gettin' rosy in the sunshine As we cross the coastline Into the undertow We're in the undertow We'll go OUT You drift away and then it's IN Come back to play and then you're OUT Without delay and then it's IN Into the Sea, It's where I'll be Follow me into the sea We're making waves STRANDED I won't lie, I feel like I'm going to cry I just waved, I just waved goodbye My best friend is moving away I told him I'll be missing you Now I'm feeling like I'm stranded, all alone, on my own The days we had, looking back it just makes me sad Will I find ever find, a new friend to make me feel glad I walk around the playground, my head hung low Because I am missing you And I'm feeling like I'm stranded, all alone, on my own Maybe you feel the same way Feel just the way I do Like there's something missing Inside of you Please won't you write a letter Please won't you give a call It's so very hard Not to see you at all I am missing you...

IN TENTS (2012) IN TENTS Our troupe is a spectacle of sight and sound And we're headed straight for your town This caravan holds a marvelous menagerie A circus everyone must see! CHORUS: When we are in tents It's a juggling act, it's a walk upon a high wire And sometimes it's like we play with fire It's a show that's guaranteed to make you laugh and squeal With a bear that takes the stage riding on just one wheel Climb aboard this carousel of dreams We'll show you things, the likes of which you've never seen CHORUS Through flips and spins and flights of fancy we'll go Until the last act of the show When the spotlight shines bright on the center of the ring And a girl takes the stage and bravely begins to sing CHORUS A spectacle of sight and sound Under the big top at your town A marvelous menagerie A circus everyone must see POPCORN CHORUS: Pop pop pop Pop pop pop pop Corn Pop pop pop Pop pop pop pop We can smell it cooking from a mile away We could eat hundred million pounds a day Piled high in a bucket Or red striped sack Everybody give it up for our favorite snack CHORUS So bring out the pans, bring out the pots Mama turns on the stove and gets the oil hot Throw some in, to begin We give a hop We don't stop until the last pop in the tin CHORUS And if you're desperate we've saved a bag that has to be microwaved To say we've buttered up, well there's a kernel of truth My sis loves kettle corn, she has a sweet tooth So catch you all in September at the county fair Wherever there's popping you know you'll find us there CHORUS SIT AND SPIN Look at this scene The tilt a whirl it towers over me And as I watch this crazy spinning machine I'm turning green Not today And I can see Why all these kids in line are older than me And everytime I hear the riders scream They're screaming at me There is no way But the line is getting shorter And my feet are stuck in mortar Going down down down down down down I'm getting even sadder as They climb up the ladder I'll stick a round round round round round round (x3) CHORUS: Well first we sit and then we spin That was insane The tilt a whirl it spun me to my frame I told the voices that are in my brain It wasn't lame and I'm okay I'm feeling fine So I decide to run back into the line And this time I see a boy who's nine Looking at the incline who says "no way" So I grab him by the shoulder And suggest that he be bolder Don't frown frown frown frown frown frown And maybe to appease me Or because he just believes me He turn it upside down down down down CHORUS Ladies and Gentelmen, stand on up and sit right down: It's time for the ride of your life!!! Tilt-a-Whirl Sit Annnnd Spin! HUMAN CANNONBALL CHORUS: Human Cannonball Shot from a cannon, like she's shot from a cannon She's the human cannonball She took off from the bedroom Launched from the mattress to the hall At a million miles an hour She's the human cannonball She's racing through the kitchen Too fast to hear me call She's a red and purple blur We call the human cannonball CHORUS: Pitter-patter, pitter-patter, human cannonball At speeds that make us dizzy Lego towers crash and fall As do the pictures on the fridge Cause she's the human cannonball Somebody get this kid a helmet And super-glue it to her head She just can't stop her racing Even when it's time for bed... CHORUS ODDITORIUM Our... house... is... CHORUS: An Odditorium Where the strange things grow An unusual show An Odditorium Weirdly we go Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa Big sister's working on a lint pillow And when she hears the dryer buzz She races to collect the fuzz To make a grey and matted nest On which her unique head will rest And little brother's got his bug museum A dozen specimens lie still He found them on the windowsill Two bees, three spiders, and four house flies Three centipedes, you won't believe your eyes Step inside CHORUS And both of our pets Are quite peculiar too The cat can play tunes On little sister's kazoo The dog joins the fun By howling along Our two furry friends Make the silliest song And when we're sitting at the breakfast table Well it's the oddest we've seen yet Mom mustards everything she gets Mustard on eggs and toast and pancakes too It's on her yogurt and fruit and French toast too Mustard, ew CHORUS BOUNCY HOUSE I get so jumpy bouncin off the walls Sometimes I just can't calm down Cabin fever, my Mama tells me that I Gotta keep my feet on the ground and slow down I wish the whole world were bouncy CHORUS: Bouncy House I want to go to the Bouncy House When it's rainy I'm goin crazy cuz I'm gonna have to stay inside No one to play with The park's so muddy and I'm gettin all googly eyed, Bona fide I wish the whole world were bouncy CHORUS I couldn't believe my eyes: Mamma had a surprise She took me to castles and trampolines A giant slide in a jungle scene People wonder how these bouncy houses Are so inflated But you won't catch me ever saying that they're overrated So here I am now, I'm in the bouncy house And all my dreams have come true I'm bouncing high now in zero gravity I think you should join in too, with no shoes CHORUS CAROUSEL Race cross the pier to the carousel Those lights draw me near to the carousel Dad lifts me up on a perfect horse I'm setting off on a dreamy course CHORUS: And it's up and down Spinning round and round You zoom past It's so fast And it feels like I'm floating away Look down at my horse, as real as can be I feel its heartbeat, it gives a whinny Giddy up from the pier, high above the sea Back over the hills, past the city CHORUS We slow to a trot The ride is at its' end But when I close my eyes I can see again CHORUS TWINS When we're walking down the street everybody Does a double take You in your red stripes and me in my red stripes Oh what a pair we make You can finish any sentence I start to mutter I do the same for you We can speak in our very own secret language Joined at the hip we two CHORUS: Oh yeah we're just like twins And we sing oh-whoa-oh Open up your lunch, look we both have bananas We both have cheese sticks too I'll eat the frosting from the middle of my cookie Just like you Riding round for all to see on a trike That's built just for two We drive around and around and around and around The way best friends do CHORUS Sometimes we don't agree And things get rocky But my mama says as we both grow There will always be a little something special Between you and me CHORUS I COULD SEE (MAGICALLY) I was sitting in the classroom holding a book I really wanted to read but I was afraid to take a look Cause every word was bumping into the next one It was blurry as could be I felt like something was wrong Something was wrong with me What it was… I just couldn't see I knew all of the letters, I knew all of their sounds I knew some words but they never looked right when reading time came round' So last Tuesday after school after I wrote my spelling list Dad took me to a doctor She's called the Optometrist There was a puff of air in each eye A bright light moving side to side A big metal contraption swung in front of me She said option A or option B Or was C, D, E, F or G? And magically… CHORUS: I could see everything in front of me I could see far away so clearly So i got fitted with some glasses I was a spectacle for sure I didn't just have two eyes I had the power of four Yeah was it was just like a bit of magic When I picked up the book again I saw what I was missing And read all the way to the very end What it was, quite visibly was... CHORUS, In high fidelity! HOUSE OF CARDS We're living in a house of cards And we're all in this together We're living in a house of cards And we always wish for rainy weather Momma is a card shark When she plays Go Fish You know you better stay out of the deep end And Sister's kinda crazy When it comes to Crazy Eights We know she'll keep on playing until night's end Cause we're living in a house of cards We don't walk around, we shuffle We're living in a house of cards And if we lose the deck there's a kerfuffle Grandma never plays old maid Says it's not a nice name But she plays nearly every other card game And I'll stake my Uno claim And my dad, he's the same We think that Pinochle should be our last name And we're living in a house of cards No one here is afraid of some luck And we're living in a house of cards But we never play that 52 card pickup Now some say a smart phone is really what I need That a console will make me all agog But this pack of cards in font of me is all I see I prefer analog Well there is, (Drew) Blackjack, Slapjack, Pitty Pat and Baccarat (Jack) Canasta, Let it Ride, Gin Rummy on the side (Dean) Euchre, Poker, Zap Your Neighbor, Pegs and Jokers (Daron) Kings Corners and Hi-Low, shuffle up and watch it go (Drew) Sequence and Solitaire, Contract Bridge and Guldgrävare (Jack) Texas Hold Em, Twenty one, and Mah Jong is pretty fun (Dean) Got yer Hearts, and the Spades And don't forget Old Maid? (Daron) Get yer cards and the games, they've all got peculiar names We're living in a house of cards EDWINA MAE CHORUS: Edwina Mae is in the spring play But to get up on that stage, well, there's just no way Sometimes she shrinks so small, you can barely see her at all First it's her heartbeat, like the stomping of hooves Then her legs get frozen, no they can't even move CHORUS Kids push around her, yeah they ramble about The lead actors prance and they speak with a shout Edwina the flower, will she wilt in the light She's pushed to her mark, crippled with fright In her mind she seems like she's of giant-size And all the audience can't avert their eyes from her And then her best friend Miss Sandy Lee She plays the part of a bumblebee Holds Edwina Mae by the hand And the flower takes a stand Edwina Mae had a part in the play And she got up on that stage, one of her proudest days She felt so tall, no it wasn't that bad after all THE DANCIN' BEAR The bears lived at the edge of the wood Doing everything that a bunch of bears should Eating bugs and leaves Scratching on trees Hibernating for months with lots of ease But the littlest bear I'm told, She didn't seem to fit the normal bear mold Dancing to the beat of the buzzing bees And moving to the rhythm of the babbling creek "Why are you acting like that?" All the bears would say, and she replied, "I'm just made this way And I think today might be the day To leave the wood okay OOH-She's the Dancing Bear Down the path just a mile away Was a caravan of wagons all filled with hay It was on the go, moving slow With a painted sign: "Animal Circus Show" There was a penguin at the wheel She hit the breaks with a little squeal "Want to join our crew? What do you do?" And the bear let loose with a move or two OOH-She's the Dancing Bear They set up their tents in a little meadow Where all the forest animals liked to go And for three whole nights by firefly lights The creatures took in all the marvelous sights The was a sword swallowing dog Followed by fire-juggling frog Three acrobatic pigs on trapeze But what brought the crowd to their knees Was a little bear with sparkling dancing shoes And the craziest set of dancing moves Tapping left and right She was quite a sight And they chanted through the night For the dancing bear! GO BEAR!!! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! LEMONADE We're starting up a little operation To help the neighbors with their dehydration We've got a table, a poster too We're mixing up some lemonade for you CHORUS: Hey mister, what about some lemonade? Hey ma'am, what about some lemonade? Hey kids, how's about some lemonade? Open up your piggy banks, your wallet and your purse We've got the stuff to satisfy your thirst Just 25 cents! Much obliged, ma'am We're earning quarters on a sunny day Serving up refreshment on east acorn way To kids on bikes, moms on the run Business is brisk and we're having fun CHORUS Little sis is saving up for a trampoline She's the biggest upseller you've ever seen Me, I've sold about three dozen cups today And I'm donating my share to the A-S-P-C-A CHORUS CRYSTAL BALL Hey kid you've been growing up through every amazing new thing Each year you sit on the birthday chair you get so big, got a loose toothy grin What will the future hold? Is it wrapped up inside a crystal ball? Ask the crystal ball what is ahead, what is in store Dear crystal ball where will I be when I'm 64 Will I sing or invent a new thing or travel to places I've always dreamed of Fortune tell, cast me a spell, will I find someone to love? And will the future hold All that's inside this crystal ball? Dear crystal ball will I really drive a car when I'm sixteen And this is a little more urgent, what should I be this Halloween? What will the future hold? Is it hiding a sparkling, unknowable, mysterious crystal ball? SHOW ON THE ROAD CHORUS: It's time to put this show on the road It's time to pack my bags and get up and go It's time to put this show on the road It's time to pack our bags and get up and go It's time to put this show on the road And tell the funny stories to everyone you know It feels like such a shame to be leaving (show is over, show is over) When it seems like we just set up this circus tent (party's over, party's over) Well we had lots of fun But the last act is done I can feel the time slipping away (time is slippin') How do you say goodbye to the greatest day? (it'll never be like this again) But I've got news for you There's something you can do Remember that time is a thought in your mind And if we all stick together we'll turn out fine So before this chapter is over, Grab my hand Hold it tight And every little thing that comes after this will be alright CHORUS And, when the last tent pole was put into the caravan The wheels started turning And the entire circus slowly crept away from town Gazing from the windows of each car and truck Tears streamed down the faces of the performers As they longed for days gone by The circus spotlights that had gone dim But then, as if a beacon were up ahead, their eyes turned toward the road that lay in front of them And the high flying adventures that waited ahead And the caravan began picking up speed And the circus moved toward the next town… CHORUS And the children of Springfield watched and waited until the caravan was out of sight.

FLYING (2011) FLYING NEWSCASTER: "NEWS FLASH! In anytown America, a young child is embarking on a miraculous transformation! Watch and see as their powers multiply!" I put my cape over my head, it's shimmery, sparkly and red I am different when I have it on. I fly 'cross my lawn CHORUS: I go flying up into the blue With a cape, it's so true I'm stronger than a stormy breeze. I soar above all the trees I am super! Still higher I fly, and climb through the sky CHORUS Now I'm now stranger when friends are in danger I zoom on down Out of the blue I will rescue you And we're safe off the ground NEWSCASTER: "This just in! Reports are streaming in now about a young child flying high above their neighborhood... It's astounding!" CHORUS DAY JOB My dad wakes me up at exactly seven am Use the bathroom, get dressed, and we're in the minivan Chomping down our breakfast, drop my sister at daycare I get so excited, 'cause I know we're almost there CHORUS: Off to school, more than a day job With my friends, more than a day job So many things we can be, so many things we will see Before the clock strikes three I have superpowers I'm encouraged to reveal And I do things that my teachers can't believe are real I stretch my mind and body farther than they've been before Pass snack out at record speeds and hold the heavy door CHORUS: To recess, more than a day job Rest and Read, more than a day job So many things we can be, so many things we will see Before the clock strikes three Day, day job... more than a And when I get home from school you know mom calls me her super kid I lift heavy things like the laundry basket and find where stuffies are hid (SUPER STUFFIES!) And on the weekend at the soccer game I use my bionic kick To shoot and pass the soccer ball super duper quick CHORUS COVERED IN BAND AIDS My little sister used to be strapped in tight In a bucket swing at a comfortable height (She was stuck on the sidelines) She's gotten bigger and everything thing has changed Her so called-playground life has never be the same She's a risk-taking Superstar, a wonder-dynamo Kickin' up woodchips watch her jump and go CHORUS: She's the one, C-C-C-Covered in band aids I can hardly see her face Covered in band aids, band-aids all over the place When we bundle up and head outside She makes a b-line for the spinny-slide Up to the top and over the edge Across the big wall, she jumps off the ledge Skips her way 'cross the monkeybars Underdogs on the swings, then jumps off super far CHORUS BRIDGE: She's got a pink one, a red one, a gold and glittery one There's a band-aid with a flag and we've only just begun She's got three on her knee and one underneath her chin And a mark up on her elbow where another one had been There was the time last week where she tried to ride my bike She needed at least four band-aids with that kitty that she likes Five at the park, one at the zoo Four more last week at school makes exactly 22 CHORUS SIDEKICK I'm searching for adventure, I'm headed down the road To be a playground hero, it's a really heavy load I'm bound to face some trouble, to feel my jumprope is at its' end When things get kind of tricky, I need a buddy, a good friend CHORUS: Yeah I'm looking for sidekick! I really need sidekick, I'm really looking for a friend We could build a motorbike, with a reinforced side car Or design a super-copter, if we have to fly real far The important thing is this, it just has to fit we two And if you want to be the leader, I'll be the sidekick for you CHORUS We've kept the playground safe, from the spinners to the slide The evildoers out there, have nowhere left to hide Our class is lining up, the Justice League is having snack But after math and Spanish, we'll be racing right on back CHORUS MY VALENTINE CHORUS: My Valentine, My Valentine Sweet little red fish of mine, Valentine Caught my heart on your line, My Valentine Mom granted a wish that I could get a fish that day, Valentine's Day Walked in the store, my jaw it hit the floor that day, Valentine's Day CHORUS Johnny Bregar piano solo! Dean Jones trombone solo! Valentine bubble solo! Love you heart and soul, made your home inside a bowl With jewels that sparkle and shine, My Valentine! I'll feed you each day, blow you a kiss, when I'm on my way Then pine for my sweet Valentine CHORUS BRAVEST KID IN THE WORLD Today I was the bravest, the bravest, the bravest, the bravest, the bravest kid in the world I faced my greatest enemy, we battled toe to toe The elusive Dr. Fear, my arch nemesis and foe I was at home, I had purple sharpie And drew on our table accidentally-oh When my dad approached, Fear held me down I hardly could speak or utter a sound-oh I felt like I might break, 'til I admitted my mistake CHORUS: Then I was the Bravest Kid in the World Braver than ever before One time at school, my friend snuck from the playground I followed along to where no one was around-oh I said I have to go back, he said I won't be your friend Fear tried to trap me in that lonely dead end-oh In felt the courage in me grow to go let someone know CHORUS My greatest enemy lives in a hideout you can't see Works invisibly, deep inside of me One time I saw a watch down on the floor I knew that I'd seen it on my good friend before-oh Someone else grabbed it and hid it away I wanted to help but what could I say-oh What would you do, if it were up to you??? Could you be the bravest kid in the world? It's not easy, believe me But in you I see The bravest, most courageous kid in the world YOUR FAVORITE BOOK I'm your favorite book CHORUS: Pick me up when you need a friend I'm tried and true from start to end See my pages' floppy ears Listening in year after year I'm your favorite book Yeah we've got history and it ain't no mystery In your biography, it's been you and me Like poetry, I've been so many things I've been castles filled with queens and kings Cows jumping moons and dinosaurs I've been cats in hats and flying cars My pages have worn out glue 'cause you love me and I love you too CHORUS Day by day, you turn the page and everything's okay I've got you, you've got me Another chapter in this story Between each line you learn that everything will turn out fine CHORUS TOOLBOX Toolbox, toolbox, I get to carry you Toolbox, toolbox, wherever fixing must be done You must weigh a half a ton Toolbox, toolbox, we made a big birdhouse Toolbox, toolbox, repaired the outlet near the stove You are a treasure trove CHORUS: I am a toolbox caddy, An apprentice to my daddy Learning the trade One Sunday at a time Toolbox, toolbox, there is a hammer in there Toolbox, toolbox, the socket wrench is handy too If you've got tightenin' to do. Toolbox, toolbox, I found a rasp in there Toolbox, toolbox, and all the drill bits tucked in rows I love to hear them go CHORUS For my birthday, birthday I got my own toolbox Filled it, filled it with lots of things from Lou's hardware They really seem to know us there CHORUS GRANDMOM'S HOUSE Well it's Sunday afternoon, we'll be heading out real soon Over the river and through the woods For a playdate at Grammom's house alright Grammom's House! It's not really a house, it's an apartment With about a hundred steps up to the summit I know I'm not supposed to run But racing up is fun at Grammom's house She's got our photos ‘bout the place, he loves to smooch my cherub face We go for walks and have nice talks when I'm at Grammom's House I've got a drawing table there with a just right sized chair Special snacks for me, love so unconditionally at Grammom's house Grammom's House! I don't know what I'd do, what I'd do without you, my Grammom Grandmother, Nanna, Nan, do you have an Oba-Chan? Abuela, Nainai, Oma, a MeMaw in Oklahoma YaYa, Tutu, Big Mom, Is she Grans, Grammy or a Mom Mom? Babushka, Granma too, who are special gals to you? Shout out! GRAND MOM!!! We don't know what we'd do without you, our grammoms INVISIBLE FRIEND There's a girl that's standing next to me She's the kind of friend a little hard to see... clearly (It was a mix of whiteout and some vanishing cream And the dust from the erasers I went outside and was clapping That gave me transparency) An invisible friend The leaves were crunching near me, Yeah I could tell Then I knew her by the swing that seemed to swing itself Oh oh oh, magically (I called out and he whispered his name I said that I was six and he told me he was the same age as me) She's my invisible friend (I'm his invisible friend) You're great at dodgeball (I use super-stealth) But at gym it looks like I'm square dancing with myself You've got ten secret powers (I use them magically) With me you always agree Two voices so united to fight all this grown-up tyranny No matter what may come, it's you and me You've snuck us cookies (Just a couple times) A friend like you is not that easy to find naturally She's my invisible friend (I'm his invisible friend) FLAPJACKS Early Saturday mornin', half past seven am Mom and Dad are still yawnin' but I'm all jiggle and jam Saddle up at the counter bangin' on some pots and pans I'm all set to get mixing, mama says, "Wash your hands!" CHORUS: Flapjacks, can I have another, can I have another one please? Big sis is setting the table, I help carry the plates Mama's watching the griddle, bubbles all over the cakes Flip, flip, flip, flip, the batch is almost done Heat the syrup and cover up every one CHORUS Daddy's drinking his coffee, radio is up high Mama goes out to the driveway to bring the paper inside We dig in to our pancakes, shovel in all we can If we're still feeling hungry, put some more in the pan And when I'm in the mood for my favorite food, Gotta make some pancakes! F-L-A-P-J-A-C-K-S, With the butter on top! CHORUS BUNK BED I've moved way down the hallway to where life is so much better Me and my little brother now share a double-decker CHORUS: We're livin', we're livin' in a bunkbed I just don't wanna bump my head I climb right up the ladder to where the view is oh so sweet Tucked in six feet high under my rocket sheet Double check for my belongings before we both set sail My flashlight and action figures stowed beside the rail CHORUS I call down to my brother but I can't hear a peep I've got a brand new joke but he's fast asleep So I stare up at the ceiling at every glow in the dark star And wonder what it'd be like to own a flying car CHORUS Now ever since the day of the merger, me and my brother, we've had ups and downs. Sometimes I like to be alone but it's so nice to have him around It's good to know I've got a friend below Happy, sad, lonely, he is the best company CHORUS SUPER STUFFIES I have an animal that's fluffy, a stuffy dog named Ruffy His ears so brown and puffy, it's true I bought a hand towel for a dollar and stuck it to his collar It made him six feet taller, it's true He leaped from the bunkbed and flew around my dazzled head And then he stopped and said... "I'm Super Stuffy!" I took my super stuffy hero to my next door neighbor Nero Said there's nothing more to fear-o for you..." He placed a crocheted oven mitten 'round favorite stuffy kitten He was suddenly quite smitten, it's true And then there were two! They took off from the floor and made a b-line for the door and then they stopped! Two super stuffies A super dog and super kitty, zooming across the whole city! They flew! NEWSCASTER: "And then, the Super Stuffies festooned with their Super Stuffy capes, took off from their neighborhood launching pad and flew all around town all the way to the elementary school... where they landed in our protagonists' cubby. Let's see what happens at school! At 10 it was time to eat our snacks, we found our stuffies in our packs We just couldn't put them back, it's true! The super stuffies broke right through We spied our teacher in the mirror, approaching ever nearer To the stuffies it was clearer, it was true They knew what to do! They sprung right from our grasp and rocketed over the class And then they stopped! Super Stuffies NEWSCASTER: "And, that classroom teacher was befuddled as she spied around the classroom, tiny Super Stuffy heads appearing in each of her students' backpacks. There was a giraffe wearing a dishrag! And a sea otter with a mitten pinned to its neck! A porpoise was wrapped in a baby blanket, and a panda wearing a bandana! There was a swordfish with a John Vanderslice t-shirt, and an orangutan with a paper towel clutched in its paw! A steam locomotive was wearing a sock! And of course, a Mayor Monkey puppet wearing a necktie! And then, without warning, the super stuffy clan took off from its classroom perch and launched high into the sky over the elementary school, flying in an enormous V-formation! It was last seen somewhere over Poughkeepsie, looking across America for other Super Stuffies to join its flock. And now, dear listener, it's your turn: Find your stuffed animal and find a cape, bring them together and let it fly! This is your field reporter from Monkeytown News, signing off. Good night everyone, and good luck. FLYING (REPRISE) I found this cape on my bed, shimmering, sparkly and red I felt different when I tried it on I flew cross my lawn I was flying up into the blue With a cape oh so true Stronger than a stormy breeze, I went above of the trees I felt super Still higher I flew, past a flight to Peru And I was flying up into the blue With a cape oh so true Now... my son has a blanket that's red He keeps it on top of my bed He feels better when he has it near There's nothing to fear And we go flying up into the blue With his cape oh so true

THE FINAL FUNKTIER (2010) MOON BOOTS CHORUS: Moon Boots, alright Mama got me a pair of moon boots and I'm taking flight Take flight in your moon boots alright Mama got me a pair of moon boots For playin' when it's cold outside I love my new moon boots and I just can't let it hide Well now, they keep my footsies cozy When I'm out playin' in the snow Sometimes I wear ‘em when I got no place to go CHORUS I like to wear my moonboots when I pretend to be an astronaut The couch is my rocket and the boosters are getting hot I'm in blast off position My moon boots perched above my head The controls are lighting up in a flurry of green and red 10-9-8-7-6, 5-4-3-2-1 Let's have some fun CHORUS JET PACK In the morning I get out of bed to put a helmet on my head Time for a quick bite before I'm taking flight With my red… Jet! Pack! I'm known up and down Maple Street As the kid who can't stay on his feet Just give me a shout, I'm ready to help out With my red… Jet! Pack! Oh whoa whoa, Up up I will go Today there is nothing to keep me on down on the ground I rescued a cat from a tree and threw down a purple Frisbee Ms. Nelson's clothesline is now hanging just fine Thanks to my… Jet! Pack! Oh whoa whoa… The scared boy at the top of the slide Flown right down to his mommy's side Just give me a shout, I'm ready to help out With my red… Jet! Pack! Oh whoa whoa… I've got my J-E-T, P-A-C-K with me SCIENCE FAIR CHORUS: Today is the Science Fair They're coming by the hordes with their presentation boards Today is the Science Fair All the students in the first, second, and third grades Are filling up the auditorium with the science projects that they made Baking soda and vinegar volcanoes spew We've got fungus among us, forces and motion and an insect petting zoo CHORUS I made a comet with a little help from Mom and Dad Dry ice and water and some corn syrup, ammonia and a little sand I can't wait to share my comet at school Catch it moving wicked fast from solid to gas with a tail that's super cool CHORUS Jack: And we're back. Mrs. Flannigan's fourth grade Science competition. Daron: Well uh last year we saw a lot of great volcanoes… Jack: Oh just a minute there Chet, here comes our first entry, It's little Tommy O' Doyle's baking soda and vinegar volcano! Daron: Just like I predicted. Jack: And what's this? A troop of piano playing fleas? Daron: Apparently they're very trainable. Jack: Oh, but now here's fourth grader Sally Oglethorpe and her broccoli-powered bicycle! CHORUS UKULALIEN Once a little UFO crashed in the sea It landed near some islands named Hawaii The alien got pulled down by the undertow Toward a soothing sound from the rainbow reef below It was a ukulele, little alien A tiny humu-humu fish strummed happily It snorted sand, "Let's start a band, Come play with me" "I need a ukulele," Said the alien The humu-humu-nuku-nuku apu'a Had an extra at home made by her papa They jammed together making waves and foamy foam Then the alien started to miss its' home The little fish made a fix on the UFO Then set it on an underwater volcano Take this ukulele, little alien! Thank you said the alien, now please take care The eruption shot the ship back the air There goes the ukulele, Ukualien MY BROTHER IS A SATELLITE CHORUS: Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra round he goes My brother is a satellite My little brother is three years younger than me We're pulled together by some strong sibling gravity Mom says his imitation is a form of adoration I don't see the correlation, my brother is a satellite CHORUS Sometimes I like to have my best friend over My brother tracks us like a Martian land rover Follows us up the stairs and follows us down the stairs, Sometimes just sits and stairs, my brother is a satellite CHORUS And when he's in my orbit I really can't ignore it I'm sure there's bound to be a different trajectory for him And if that day comes soon I might even miss My little moon My Brother is a satellite BEAT-BOX-A-ROBOT There was an old robot that swallowed a drum I think I know why it swallowed that drum It gobbled a drum straight in to its' tum I got the feeling it had only begun It was a Beatbox-a-Robot It swallowed a snare right out of the air Chomped it down without a care Opened its' mouth gave me quite a scare There was a drumming sound from way down in there It was a Beatbox-a-Robot It swallowed a hi-hat to add to the beat This drum-chewing robot sure liked to eat The hi-hat it hit on the one and the three I felt a dance build up inside me It still had room it added some boom A big bass drum went in with a zoom It opened its' mouth, all I could do was stare I heard big bass, hi-hat and a snare That old robot had room for more The tom-toms from the rack and the floor The cymbals went too, the ride and the crash It's opened its' mouth with a deafening smash Blips and beeps from the sampler nearby Were gulped instantly, I saw it no lie! Two turntables gone, a microphone too Right down the hatch, here it's playing for you It was a Beatbox-a-Robot SUNGLASSES Summertime is here and we are headed to the beach We'll leave our turf for sand and surf, It's almost within reach We're packing up the minivan , dad says he's almost done Just one more load and hit the road, we're soaking up some sun Hey now everyone, Here comes, he comes, here comes the sun We pull out of the driveway to our family's favorite song The one with all the sha-la-las, I love to sing along The hours pass with tic tac toe and counting license plates I think we've logged a million miles And thirty-seven states The trip just melts away when pull up at the spot It's everything I've dreamt about and wonderfully hot I put my swimsuit on so I can dive into the sea But first mom grabs the sun block and completely covers me Dad takes me out wave jumping and I hold on oh so tight I barely touch the bottom but I leap with all my might We catch a rocket ride that carries us back To the shore Just to paddle out again and jump and play some more Whatcha gonna wear now? (-MayMo) What you got in your pocket? (-The Harmonica Pocket) I'm going outside but I can't find my… (-Caspar Babypants) Whoops somebody sat right on my… (-Johnny Bregar) I can't hear you (-Eric Ode) It's cloudy but I still need my… (-The Not-Its!) (Sniff) What's for dinner? (-Gustafer Yellowgold) SPACE ELEVATOR MUSIC JACK: Mayor Monkey. Is this an elevator in the middle of our album? MAYOR MONKEY: Yeah, it is an elevator. A Space elevator! JACK: Why is there an elevator here? MAYOR MONKEY: It's an innovation! Taking people from the earth all the way to the stars! In 50 yrs, there'll be a space elevator in every home! JACK: OK. But Maymo it's not 50 yrs from now. Ah, why is the Space Elevator in the middle of this album. MAYOR MONKEY: Well I had an idea. You know it's going to be a long journey. They're going to need some soothing music along the way. They'll need some elevator music.No wait, they're gonna need some space…elevator music. And that, that's just what this is behind us. JACK: Maymo, I don't really know about this. MAYOR MONKEY: Ah, I worked on this while you guys were out in the studio. Ahh, I just played around on the keys a little bit. Oh yeah, pretty funky, huh-huh-ho! Well anyway, so I was thinking. You know as a new business adventure for Recess Monkey, you boys should play this kind of music, whadd'ya think? JACK: Well I mean we just made this album. This Final Funktier, that… people are listening to right now. I, I, we're really not due for another album for at least three or four weeks. MAYOR MONKEY: You don't need to make a… album. You're gonna play right here in the elevator! JACK: Here? You, you want us to actually play here, in the elevator? MAYOR MONKEY: Yeah! Live! Live music in an elevator! People will love it! JACK: Mayor Monkey, it.. it's going to take at least 12 hrs to get all the way up into space. MAYOR MONKEY: No, it's great! You'll love it. Hey, anyway you can live here too. It's pretty nice. Uh, I went ahead and rented out your rooms. JACK: Wait! What,wha. You rented out our rooms? Are you kidding? MAYOR MONKEY: You have this beautiful space elevator to live in now? It's gorgeous! JACK: I can't believe you would do that without … Hey, hey Drew! DREW: Yeah? JACK: Drew, Mayor Monkey rented out our rooms! DREW: What? JACK: Yeah! Yeah, he said that he wants us to live in the Space Elevator! DREW: He what? JACK: I know! DREW: Yeah whatever. JACK: It's ridiculous! THE GALAX SEA Do you ever wonder what's on the other side of the galaxy? CHORUS: Galaxy, Float on the galaxy I'm getting lost just sailing across the galaxy I dreamt a magic space boat Filled it sails with interstellar stardust Powder blue, Octane 392 I took off in a flash and out of view To boldly go where no one's ever I'll send photon-graphs and light-speed letters too I'll send them to you Warping time and space, a galactic racing crew CHORUS The Milky Way is like a river When I zoom past it gives a shiver ooh I'm sending ripples through Great balls of fire, an astral flier's view CHORUS Do you ever wonder what's on the other side of the galaxy? BOOSTER SEAT I'm not a toddler, not any more I'm 42 lbs and half past four So much I do, all by myself Getting dressed and reaching the top shelf Booster Seat, I'm in the car now Booster Seat, We're taking off now Booster Rocket Rocket Booster seat When I'm at school with all my crew I'm always learning something that's new I'm using scissors, not on my hair Taking turns and playing fair I like pretending I'm out in space Blast from the Earth without a trace Right off our driveway, up to a star I know someday I'll go real far HOW DO YOU BUILD A ROBOT How do you build a robot? I really want to know A robot that can fly with eyes that glow How do you build a robot? I'd like to understand I've been checking out some books and drawing plans CHORUS: My own robot that would be so cool Flying all the way to school All the things that we could play We'll talk the robot way I found a box of wires and six or seven springs A flashlight and a jar of red sequins I'm allowed to use the trashcan, the metal one that's in the yard I'm attaching all the parts, it's not that hard CHORUS I really built a robot, it's taller than my dad I'm finishing some work on its' launching pad CONSTELLATION CONGA Every night, when the sky's a blackish hue The constellation conga line comes through I wish, wish upon a star so true When the constellation conga line comes through It's dancin through, through, through A constellation is a section Of the night sky's starry shapes In view, a dragon and a big bear too When the constellation conga line comes through I wish, wish upon a star so true When the constellation conga line comes through It's dancin through, through, through I see a dog star and a lion Watch a winged horse come and go There's a hunter named Orion With a belt of three in a row A constellation is a section Of the night sky's starry shapes BLACK HOLE IN MY ROOM There's a black hole in my room There is a place somewhere in my space Where things just disappear into a hole as black as can be With a gripping, great, gobbling gravity My black hole is a tiny spot of doom Pulling in the stuff that's in my room It's not misplaced, just eaten you see By that gripping, great, gobbling gravity There's a black hole in my room Missing items have brought me to tears A stuffy I ain't seen in years 15 lost socks, an old candy bar, Half the homework I've gotten this year so far So much I've lost, I'm feeling the shame Mom thinks a messy room's to blame But I swear. please beware, tread with care Or you might find yourself fallin' way down in there There's a black hole in my room ONE TINY LIGHT One tiny light twinkled in the sky with all its' might One tiny light tapped upon my window late at night I got up out of bed to hear what the star said It whispered me the secret of the sky One tiny light danced around my curtains, A wondrous flight One tiny light landed on my floor and shone so bright I got up out of bed to hear what the star said It whispered me the secret of the sky You spring to life so easily You are the seed of the galaxy You shine light inside of me One tiny light landed on my floor and shone so bright

FIELD TRIP (2009) FORT And on a rainy day in Seattle, What are two kids to do And on a rainy day in Seattle, I want to build a fort with you CHORUS: There's a secret way in, That we climb through Build it with me, I'll build it with you Put all the cushions on the floor I found Polly Pocket's missing shoe, and a dollar sixty-four My sister Sadie Ruth designs a sturdy roof And I build us a door CHORUS A castle, a rocket, A boat out on the sea Our fort can be whatever you and I want it to be Lots of giggles inside, It's a great place to hide For my sis and me MARSHMALLOW FARM Today is the day that our class sets away On a super sweet adventure One like I never imagined I'd go on before Last fall we picked pumpkins, in spring we toured tulips Great trips, no cause for alarm Today is the day that we pack up and head to the MARSHMALLOW FARM! CHORUS: Marshmallow Farm oh whoa oh I wanna I wanna go We pull off the road, we can't wait to unload And spy the spectacular sight Hundreds, no thousands of gigantic marshmallows Arranged in brilliant white Up into wagons piled with hay we bump and we bounce, it's such fun In a minute or two, our hands frozen and blue We arrive in the field and all run Folks say money doesn't grow on trees And there's no such thing as wonderbees And a marshmallow farm is all fluff But I just can't get enough. I want s'more! SACK LUNCH I'm a little sack lunch short and stout Your dad put me together, you take me out On an adventure so very far away from school I'm stuffed with a sandwich, chips and fruit I wear a funky crumply light brown suit I've got a juice box and a fudge brownie And a smiley face written up in sharpie CHORUS At school you put me in a bin, bunches of lunches pile on in I'm kind of squished, is somebody leaking in here? I hear the kids play I spy, they sing a song They get truck drivers to honk along Where are we going, does anyone have a clue? Gotta find my way, My way back to you You're in the museum now and I'm stuck by the front desk But I'll be here waiting when your adventure is through I'll find my way back to you KNOCKTOPUS There's a little octopus that lives beneath the ocean blue When his friends get sad, he knows just what to do He could lend an arm and that would feel pretty great But he loves to tell a knock knock joke or two He's a knock knock knock knock knock knock knocktopus He's the class clown, loves to fool around And add some goofing to each day He's never out to hurt no one, being silly's just his way Pick you up when you're down, make a smile from a frown Whenever you're feeling blue The knocktopus knows not to fuss, and has got some jokes for you Knock, knock: Who's there? Boo! Boo-hoo? Oh, don't cry it's just a knock knock joke Knock, knock: Who's there? Tacoma! Tacoma who? You got Tacoma your hair it's such a mess! Knock knock: Who's there? Topeka! Topeka who? Topeka your nose or not topeka your nose, that is the question! Knock knock: Who's there? Banana! Banana who?... Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? HAVEN'T GOT A PET YET CHORUS: Susie's got a pet, Johnny's got a pet But I haven't got a pet yet Gertrude's got a goldfish (a really-really wet pet) Petunia has a poodle (fill its fur with your barrettes pet) Tilly's got a turtle, everybody's got a pet now Everybody's got a pet except me Henrietta has a horse (put you in a lot of debt pet) Silas has a snake of course (it's a garter don't you fret pet) Belinda has a bunny and for me it's just not funny Everybody's got a pet now Everybody's got a pet except me Mother, Father, I present to you in PowerPoint Reasons I need a dog… I mean it, I'll clean it, I'll preen it The best you ever seen it til I'm 113. I'm up to the test, I'll do my best I will not rest, on my pet quest I'm sure that I can handle the routine R-E-S-P-onsibility, find out what it means to me NEW SHOES I've got shoes for everyday wearing I've got an old pair of soccer cleats too I've got crocs, flip-flops, I've got black high tops But I'm looking for something new… how ‘bout you? New Shoes It feels so bittersweet heading out the shoe store door With a new pair that's shiny and squeaky clean And the old ones I wont wear anymore Old shoes can be new ones, just head over to the thrift store I just corralled a great pair of cowboy boots Someone didn't need anymore Now I'm gonna stomp all over the floor And now it's time for the Velcro solo HOT CHOCOLATE CHORUS: Hot, Ch Ch Chocolate! Hot Chocolate, Ch Ch Chocolate I can't wait till winter's here It's my very favorite time of year I jump around in circles, Rummage through my clothes Bundle up in layers, can't wait till it snows CHORUS I'm dreaming of the sledding hill, Racing down with all our will In a flash I jump on, my flyer hits the ground I'm twisting and I'm turning at the speed of sound CHORUS I love to count down the days till December Hot cocoa helps me remember Wintertime's never too far away I long for a day that's not long for a day But we fill it in so many wonderful ways And when snowflakes start falling I hope it all stays And makes piles and piles and foot after foot And we'll sip ICE PACK CHORUS: Ay ay ay Los icepacks Están ardiendo Icepacks are cool so get them while they're hot You can't protect yourself from every bump and bruise And the one thing you can't refuse To take away your pain and all your blues CHORUS Just the other day My sister fell I hurried right away On my tippy-toes for a pack Mom froze To take away your woes with no delay In a world, Where a young boy or a young girl Falls off the swing on the playground There is… icepack. One boy or one girl with one injury And one nice friend on the playground To take them inside and get the icepack TINY TELEPHONE When you're so far away And I just want to say that I really miss you There's a phone that's so small you can't see it at all It's a tiny telephone CHORUS: Tiny telephone, when you're not home There's always a line from your heart to mine It's a tiny telephone No wires or spires or towers to power No satellite dish to carry a wish between Between me and you CHORUS It's a tiny telephone L.I.C.E. CHORUS: Little insects crawling everywhere. Eww! It ain't no crying shame to have bugs on you I've seen you scratchin', I've seen you itch You want to crawl way down in a ditch Just the name makes calm people twitch It seems so hair-raising But your brother, cousin, your next door neighbor, the red-headed kid from soccer-all of them had lice too It ain't no thing when lice land on you There's no need for a new hairdo Just grab a comb and tea tree shampoo It seems so hair-raising But your brother, cousin, your next door neighbor, the red-headed kid from soccer-all of them had lice too Maybe you've had them, or maybe you haven't, but the lice are coming… GENERAL LOUSE! THE TEENS CHORUS: Something happens in the teens They're mixed-up, crazy, and in between Sometimes it seems so funny when I try to count to twenty Something happens in the teens 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 11,12,14 I think I'm lost again I'm sure I missed thirteen but then it's hard to say I know I got to make it my own way CHORUS 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 11,12,13 I think I got it then Fourteen leads to eighteen and I'm way off track I guess sometimes you stray away from the pack CHORUS SECRET AGENT WATCH Secret Agent Watch Well it's the coolest thing I ever got, My secret agent watch Saw it on the back of a box of oat crispies For six dollars and some change and eighteen UPCs Emptied my piggy bank, set the table every day I earned enough, mom signed the form, and set it on its way Secret Agent Watch (ooh I really want it) When I got home from school I raced to look and see Reached inside the mailbox There was nothing there for me-nothing there for me Twenty-seven weeks passed without a watch But finally the day arrived it really was top notch And I took the package up to my room and opened it up… It was amazing! It's my secret agent watch! Oh yeah the thing tells time, it's got a compass too, it's got a grappling hook, now I'm invisible, I fly around around the room, It can make me big, It can make me small I'm so small! I'm gonna go under the couch Whoa! It's pretty cool down here. Oh well, I'm gonna be normal size again Where's that button? I can't find it! Mom! BUBBLE FACTORY Get on the bus, Get on the bus To the bubble factory, The bubble factory Get on the bus, Get on the bus with me Went to the bubble factory Saw the vats of bubble stew It was the soapiest concoction of silver, gold, and blue I got too close and got sucked in a tube I got trapped inside a bubble I was lifted off the ground I drifted out the window I floated over town I spun around and around and around and round My bubble went high My bubble went low My bubble went fast My bubble went slow My bubble floated everywhere I wanted to go B to the ubble, ubble to the bubble Double your bubble, It ain't no trouble Bubble what, bubble who, Bubble I love you Bubble bubble bubble, nothing you can't do Said the b, to the u-b, to the b-l-e I'm gonna spin like a bubble, floating fancy-free Floating up, down, all around Till my bubble gives a pop when it hits the ground At the bubble factory CENTIPEDE PIRATE CHORUS: Centipede Pirate Yo Ho! Twenty-nine sea legs wants to make a hundred with pegs The Centipede Pirate of the seven seas A vain arthropod who shot vemon with ease This swashbuckler's dream, a cool fifty pair So he ordered his crew to find the legs that weren't there Avast you termite sprogs! I be wantin' a new bounty! One hundred legs! CHORUS At the next port late, late at night The crew went ashore and did something not right The termites gnawed legs off every table and chair The people awoke to a sight so unfair The Centipede surveyed his booty, "Twenty-nine real legs plus seventy wooden peg legs equals… Ninety-nine? You failed me!" And with the plunder a blunder, the Centipede Pirate ordered the first mate termite to walk the plank. At that moment a great mutiny began and the termites rose up to make a meal of the captain's peg legs. Termites whittled each leg the best they could chew The ungrateful Captain was very askew His pegs were mere toothpicks, the termites all roared The captain he wobbled and fell overboard FIREFLY LULLABY I want to take you darlin' To see the firefly lullaby They're flashing at you Blinking at me Singing their quiet Night song We can sing along And float up on the wings Of fireflies tonight And everything will be alright